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veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

(via fen-94)

kuttithevangu:

elucubrare:

I don’t know who first spelled the name as “Guinevere,” but I’m forever thankful that it’s the form in most common use, because other options include “Guanhumara” “Guennuuar” “Gahunmare” and “Wenneuereia”

thanks to whichever medieval person decided it was time to stop calling the queen by random horse noises

(via unpretty)

wyrmlovingwyrm:

Don’t know jack shit about sports but Serena Williams has literally never done anything wrong in her entire life

(via tragedymash)

fen-94:

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

BARBIE.

(Source: nerones)

vaguelyaperson:

soulmate au where when you meet your soulmate, charles boyle inexplicably appears to announce that he hears wedding bells

(via unstoppable-mogar)

unstoppable-mogar:

latinextra:

lancitos:

latinextra:

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

(Source: dumbassrights)

(Source: bob-belcher, via 2wentybelow)

gwynndolin:

why are people against being on the floor it’s good

(via 2wentybelow)

mpregcraig:

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

(via inksplattersandearlyhours)

gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

daddy pig is a bear

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

(Source: facebook.com, via architectureofdoom)

beyonceremix:

men’s rights activists definition of misandry

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luidilovins:

moisok20:

*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

*third eye opens* Mr. Incredible originally joined the insurance company thinking that it was the closest he could be to helping people and found out that insurance companies were the real villains and did everything he could to dismantle the opressive establishment.

(via zoelikesburritos)

iwantamimosa:

Leo season off to a great start i see

(Source: kryptonians, via ladymetroland)